Saturday, July 10, 2010

Can't think of a title...please do suggest



Lion --> the king of jungle...male lion has the mane ...mane is synonymous to the beauty of the majestic beast.
Peacock--> the proud beauty....pea"COCK" = male has the eyed plumage or the train covet..synonymous to the happiest form of dance and beauty.
Nightingale --> Who doesn't know that it is d male bird who can sing (erroneous analogy to sarojini naidu and lata mangeshkar.
hence i want to emphasis on the point that....males had to strive harder for the so called precious female attention in nature.
now the the other side of the coin.......
the woman i mean the female sex of human species.......
hahaahahahahahaaaahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha
1. Hair cut
2. Waxing
3. Bleaching
4. eye brows
5. upper lips
6. all forms of cosmetic surgery
7. fairness creams ( now the soaps too :P)
8. contact lens
9.bowcut/Vcut/deepneck/offshoulder/frills/floral/
pastel/sequins/ethnic/casual/contemporary/indian/western/fusion/
custom/stiletto/kitty/block.........oh its already 2 much!! (grazia/cosmo/elle/marie claire wont hire me anyways :P)oh not forget the dangles!!! larger than ears !!! :D :D
what pains to look pretty, look attractive.........

oh no the nature has reversed the trend !!! women try to look beautiful. yes, we are human beings, we are unique in every possible way !! yes we are....but mother nature is smarter than her children could even dream of!!


Did she really predict the ever declining sex ratio? (F:M ratio) especially in the developing nation who constitute 83% of total global population!!
India....no i dont want to sound too feminist using the age old irony of worshipping the fairer sex ( yes, in india we don't even have the space for non fair fairer sex)for prosperity and killing the same, often provoked by the women.........( the reverse dowry...women get mother in law :P :P )

some regions have already stated presenting the screeches of the late gestation of the social dissolution , other regions have just conceived ....but why to worry mother nature has taken care of all....women are tailored to grab male attention hats off to the foresight of mother nature !!! as the sex ratio is dipping the strive to look d best is increasing proportionately. commercialization of beauty is sole recession proof industry...( fair and lovely ads didn't dip down nor did the anti ageing products although the fruits and vegetable prices have soared high along with the proportional dipping of buying capacity)

(although not a hardcore feminist, support make up and hair dos,can't support the struggles of the woman that starts right from the day of conception!! continues till she gives birth to a male child !!) i know nothing is innovative in the topic and good people [yes, including women and mother in laws :) ]are fighting against the female foeticide/infanticide and pre natal sex determination....

P.S. while trying to win an ordeal to push a dangle ear ring through the ear piercing inspired me too type this post.