Saturday, July 10, 2010

Can't think of a title...please do suggest



Lion --> the king of jungle...male lion has the mane ...mane is synonymous to the beauty of the majestic beast.
Peacock--> the proud beauty....pea"COCK" = male has the eyed plumage or the train covet..synonymous to the happiest form of dance and beauty.
Nightingale --> Who doesn't know that it is d male bird who can sing (erroneous analogy to sarojini naidu and lata mangeshkar.
hence i want to emphasis on the point that....males had to strive harder for the so called precious female attention in nature.
now the the other side of the coin.......
the woman i mean the female sex of human species.......
hahaahahahahahaaaahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha
1. Hair cut
2. Waxing
3. Bleaching
4. eye brows
5. upper lips
6. all forms of cosmetic surgery
7. fairness creams ( now the soaps too :P)
8. contact lens
9.bowcut/Vcut/deepneck/offshoulder/frills/floral/
pastel/sequins/ethnic/casual/contemporary/indian/western/fusion/
custom/stiletto/kitty/block.........oh its already 2 much!! (grazia/cosmo/elle/marie claire wont hire me anyways :P)oh not forget the dangles!!! larger than ears !!! :D :D
what pains to look pretty, look attractive.........

oh no the nature has reversed the trend !!! women try to look beautiful. yes, we are human beings, we are unique in every possible way !! yes we are....but mother nature is smarter than her children could even dream of!!


Did she really predict the ever declining sex ratio? (F:M ratio) especially in the developing nation who constitute 83% of total global population!!
India....no i dont want to sound too feminist using the age old irony of worshipping the fairer sex ( yes, in india we don't even have the space for non fair fairer sex)for prosperity and killing the same, often provoked by the women.........( the reverse dowry...women get mother in law :P :P )

some regions have already stated presenting the screeches of the late gestation of the social dissolution , other regions have just conceived ....but why to worry mother nature has taken care of all....women are tailored to grab male attention hats off to the foresight of mother nature !!! as the sex ratio is dipping the strive to look d best is increasing proportionately. commercialization of beauty is sole recession proof industry...( fair and lovely ads didn't dip down nor did the anti ageing products although the fruits and vegetable prices have soared high along with the proportional dipping of buying capacity)

(although not a hardcore feminist, support make up and hair dos,can't support the struggles of the woman that starts right from the day of conception!! continues till she gives birth to a male child !!) i know nothing is innovative in the topic and good people [yes, including women and mother in laws :) ]are fighting against the female foeticide/infanticide and pre natal sex determination....

P.S. while trying to win an ordeal to push a dangle ear ring through the ear piercing inspired me too type this post.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

WAKE UP PUNE !!!


yea wake up!!
at last we proved we r the closest cousin of mumbai....the first terror attack of the year...on valentine's eve...celebration indeed !!!!!!!!!
being one of the most strategically important zone in the country with the highest concentration of defence related infrastructure accept it or not...we ARE susceptible !!!!
so why can't we be little cautious ? why on earth the waiter did not know that it's REALLY dangerous to even touch an unclaimed bag?? why the so called self declared local social reformers are more focused on "cleansing" the society by creating language based regionalism and moral policing !!! whether a couple would celebrate love on 14th Feb or vasant panchami ...whether or not a girl would visit pub .....whether or not the international shopping malls should have hoardings in local language .....whether or not to discriminate one special language speaking group ......whether or not a city belongs to the natives only.....

so it's clear and simple...when common man's focus is forced on such "mirch masaledar" controversial topic, the real cunning minds are having their ploy work perfectly....

so instead of moral policing and regionalism !
instead of trying being the torch bearer of indian culture !
instead of turning blind and deaf and mute to everything...
we can be little less selfish at least for once
....it's OUR, the people who live in the city, responsibility to take care of our home from the enemy

"aaj jashn ki raat /
shatru hai tainat/
pahrue sawdhan rahna. "

WAKE UP PUNE !!!! it's our call

(dedicated to all the direct and indirect German bakery blast victims irrespective of nationality, religion, language, creed etc anthropogenic classification of mankind. )